I promise you my potato soup is not a sauce.

It’s a cream soup and it’s essentially weird mashed potato when cold.

You’re characterizing a whole spectrum with one terrible example.

Headbutts are also about pheremones.

My least favorite word as a first responder: “ejected.”

Don’t be a devil’s advocate. Devils can advocate for themselves.

There are red voters in blue states, and blue voters in red states. There’s a reason for the whole “divided we fall” thing, and a lot of the rhetoric about abandoning red states is fostered to divide us further.

It’s so stupid to watch people engage in it, because state lines are arbitrary lines on the ground, but people even on Lemmy love to say “no war but class war” and then immediately abandon leftists in red states.

Look at Tennessee. Yes, Trump received 1,966,865 votes. But Harris received 1,056,265.

Those 1 million people don’t stop existing just because everyone is focusing on the 2.

Opponents beware, opponents beware.

I love sex and 9 inches is too much. Sorry bros. You pull out 9 inches on me and I’m gonna hafta pass.

In the US south, we also call horse shit ‘horse apples.’ That’s pretty cool, that the translation persisted.

I immediately thought of an Everlasting Gay. Like the Everlasting Gobstopper.

It’s just like any other system of belief. You can sit around praying for something, or you can cast more effective hexes, such as “hit this guy with my car,” or “actually give him poison.”

Lets hope all these internet witches don’t learn the power of direct action real magic.

I get what you’re going for, but maybe work on the wording? Because my immediate thought was, alright, you lay on the ground and I’ll drop a nuclear bomb, and let’s see which was more destructive.

This is a glorious save. Well done.

Also those new movies were a lot more fun than they had any right to be.

This joke is made all the better by the character’s name being Dr. Kalgary.

I want to run this booth.

If I choose to have children, they’ll be home-schooled, and their internet use will be entirely supervised until they’re older. None of this, hand-a-toddler-a-tablet nonsense.

Ya’ll are forgetting it also doubles as childcare for all the workers you’re employing, but paid for by the state, which is why capital was behind it.

Love the petty bullshit of all your replies to me telling you off, which were correct, including links to the same comment where someone says I could’ve made my point clearer.

Congrats. You found one person who says your reading comprehension might be understandable, out of the entirety of the rest of the commenters here, who all tell you to stop with your bullshit crusade… and your reaction is to passive-aggressively try and shoehorn their one comment into every single other thing you reply to me with.

I’m going to tell you, even though you refuse to listen- “engagement” isn’t a metric of success. If 300 people tell you to shut up, that isn’t 300 new friends. That’s “you are wrong,” writ large. And since you don’t understand this either, on any of these other posts you make- people stopping replying to you also doesn’t somehow make your points true. It just means you’re more exhausting than entertaining.

This is to just to say, I’m done here. I’m going to go back to blissfully ignoring you until your next bullshit move to try and defend Leni, at which point I’ll probably link whatever new folks are stumbling on your ongoing nonsense to this thread. Or any others. Goodbye. Enjoy your meaningless reply. I won’t be answering it.

It’s just flickering static. You’re not missing out. :)

It is way, way past my bedtime, and my meds wore off, so out of curiosity I clicked through to the link on Reddit again and…

Yeah there’s no way that the user who submitted this to ‘court’ isn’t the same fucking person. I’m going to quote a post they made to /r/Lemmy. I don’t recommend trying to read it, but if you do… yeah they’re all the same person. I’m done playing nice about it. See if this doesn’t read in the exact same terrible, unreadable way:

"For those of you who don’t know, there was an act of terror that was on the news a few days ago where the perpetrator happened to be a Lemmy World mod, and everyone is talking about it due to this (and then another act of terror that happened in the same span of time where the perpetrator wasn’t a mod but where the guy expressed support for a certain guy Lemmy loves loud and clear, which one might say makes site morals look bad). The site has been known to ban anyone who supports Musk’s rhetoric as well as anyone who is registered with KF as many will always be willing to being up for ages, but what about this new evolving rhetoric? Trump is in office and just barely saved Tiktok.

On behalf of a few instances, I have been asked if you all might defederate Lemmy World, even though I have been hesitant until now to even bring it up. To me at least, I’m sure most people are going to say “apologists > murderers” as would make sense."

First of all, no one is asking this individual to represent their instance, let alone a few instances. Second, the top comment to that is literally identical to the top comments on almost everything this person writes:

“I’m confused as what you’re trying to say. I tried to follow the links, but that didn’t make it clearer, either.”

Godspeed, /u/triangularRectum420. You represent us all today.

And CraigOhMyEggo copped a ban from Santabot on slrpnk for being an alt of Leni. That’s enough for me.