These are both brilliant. I applaud you!

They can wait. Go relax!

Brushing my teeth. When it’s time to do it, I’m either in a hurry (morning) or very tired (night). And I hate the feeling of toothpaste foaming up in my mouth.

I got the idea to post this after seeing 3 cars in one day not use their turn signals in a turn lane. I always use mine, for all of the very good reasons people have been replying with.

I have several Jira tickets that would like a word with you.

Buffy the TV show, when she discovers her mother’s dead body.

“Mom? MOM! … Mommy?” Tears

Blue Cross denied my claim for coverage of therapy ($125/week) because the address is clearly not a business address. Yes, that’s right, my therapist operates from her home, which is a horse farm. So does this mean BC doesn’t cover any home offices? Or is it just ones that have “ranch” in the address?

We’ll see! I’ve filed a grievance challenging the denial. I’m looking at around $6000 for the year if they persist.

Minnesota is a state

OMG I’m stupid. /slaps forehead

) Found Satan

There’s at least one 57 year old.

Crap. I can’t believe I missed that.

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Was his name Maxwell?

And cocoa. It’s a common allergen, causing migraines.

Me too. Well said!

I went to see Star Wars with a group of elementary school friends for my birthday.

My ex-wife was a word snob. I wish I’d seen this when I was married to her.

I’m severely depressed and unmotivated as well. I watch a lot of TV. When I get sick of that, I make 3D wooden puzzles, like these dinosaurs. They take about 30-60 minutes each, and when you’re done, you’ve got a dinosaur! Rawr!

Didn’t Couldn’t see that one coming.