GiantFloppyCock

I agree with speaking with your actions here, but at the same time, this seems like some weirdly unnecessary gatekeeping.

This isn’t boomer humor, it’s highlighting a misogynistic practice by flipping gender roles - pretty non-boomer imo.

obviously because you are moving your body/burning calories

I wouldn’t say this is obvious or completely true. Burning calories is separate from digestion - for example, if you’re burning them too fast (e.g., sprinting), your body will divert resources towards the running, which will slow digestion.

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Shit I knew I forgot to do something today.

Ranchers… inside you, you say.

Hot.

And why must the child-bot be so thicc?

Vodka’s back on the menu, boys!

Mmm yeah, that sweet sweet grind culture

Sorry, a bit off topic, but what is she wearing on her face?

Fine looking loaf in the background.

Better cover it up with Axe.

I don’t know what to do with this information.

I love mint chocolate chip ice cream, but I’ll admit that sometimes you get some low quality stuff that literally tastes like cold toothpaste.

My god that outlet is just begging to get forked.

From the article, for those like me that didn’t actually want to open it:

Now, the HOP Shops do not have just any old ordinary bathroom. With the push of a button, it transforms into a disco-centric scene.

“They got a button in every HOP Shop. You push it, the disco lights come on and the music plays,” Tiana Abney explained.

Came for climate doom, stayed for Flaco.

Why does it slide across the floor? Do you live on a boat?

I feel like that’s a conversation you should have had with your parents by now.

Just sit on the other’s lap and drop that double decker deuce, my friend. Also saves water with a single flush.