Givin me a chubby right now. 😏

Its really hard for me to have women friends if I find her remotely attractive. My lizard brain takes over, and it also feels wrong, like I am cheating on my partner.

Ask her to something casual just the two of you. Like “let’s grab lunch” and see where that takes you.

I disagree. I take it more as don’t chase whatever comes tour way, but take the opportunity if you find someone you like who seems to like you back.

I am stealing that line! Clever!

Happy cake day.

wow, you were fast. I deleted that almost immediately.

However, to your reply: It was an anonymous internet user. It may or may not have been gay.

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“Target fixation”

Don’t gotta worry about that.

Kill them with kindness.

You gotta deepthroat it.

Yeah, sometimes I get bored and just wiggle the mouse to make it all huge just for fun.

I want it and some things either poorly implement or outright refuse to implement.

Yes, exactly like that!

That’s the thing though…
…everyone has something to hide.

Remember early 2000s malware infested internet explorer on grandma’s computer? I swear the window was half bullshit toolbars.

I love KDE’s “Wiggle the mouse a bunch and it temporarily grows massive” feature.

Dark mode, apparently.

Ask your job to buy you a phone. That’s what I did at my last job.