Oh, I thought it stood for Fuck Off, Miserable Osborne

The only good use of AI would be to use the heat from its excessive power consumption to keep our sausage rolls warm

You perfectly summed up my feelings on this

But they need to get to 2035 in order to survive by 2035 🤔

Never mind that, what is ‘coated poultry’? A chicken in a puffer jacket?

In the case of the UK and utilities, at least, public ownership.

I hate how, over the last 30 years, the burden for people to not be ripped off by companies has shifted to the individual. Why must I use my limited free time and mental capacity to shop around for car insurance, contents insurance, buildings insurance, rail travel, energy suppliers and now vets? To hell with ‘free market capitalism’.

A really nice essay, I agree with the sentiment of it. We don’t need European tech billionaires, we need government support for open source

Hmm, doubt it’s for security. Seems more likely they’re looking for backdoors in order to spy on users. There are far too many governments desperate to backdoor encryption and messaging apps to trust any government’s stated intent when it comes to technology

I love the way you delivered the punchline - very reminiscent of Douglas Adams

I believe that any entity that witnessed me taking a dump would be truly terrified

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If true, God spends a lot of time dreaming up scantily-clad, uwu-looking cat girls for an army of socially isolated believers

Your cables break every 3 days

So Reform do like diversity after all - they like a diverse collection of vulnerable and marginalised groups to blame

3 months until we have Stranger Things: Settlers of The Upside Down

Finally, some good AI news

Give fans the Tron movie they want, without an actor they hate, and they might just go see it

For the first fraction of a second, after reading the post title, I thought we were talking about developing a rocket to chase and capture SpaceX property. The actuality does not spark joy.

Can shrimp even ride horses?