Three days? I’m lucky to survive three hours without copious amounts of ethanol consumed.

Many phones have exploits that bypass the pin. Governments have tools specifically designed to use these

It ain’t, but the handyman you pay to install it is.

Dude is gonna be completely -ionized

With CRT this is really the case. With newer display technology it may not be.

Order of operations here is a bit off.

Character*

*Profit for the wealthy.

Not to mention the frogs. Oh god the frogs!!

You mean 7 beers.

And a truly terrible boss is mad you’re using the benefits provided instead of donating those benefits to “the company”. And also knows when you come back from that week off, you’ll be regretting having to work for them and considering finding someone else to slave for.

And to be a born us citizen.

Trains don’t benefit much from lesser weight.

Drones, and planes are the most likely to benefit from this.

What, did dinosaurs use hair as hair ties?

One single plant, cloned thousands of times. Easily devastated by disease.

I always answer “well I’m still here” and let them make of it what they want.

There’s a company called ARE. They sell pickup bed shells and campers.

Why does burger king care about what’s allowed in ARE stores?

I’m pretty convinced that if we did have a complete grid failure, we wouldn’t be able to complete a cold start.

Too many people would be pushing for their section to be started first so they could short the market first.

Edit: my proofreading sucks

Is that a sock, or does that dude’s leg look really nasty?

Ummm. Yeah, it’s Twitter.