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So, all you have to do to be an adult is get a retail job? Nice.
*Sad Aldi Süd noises*
If you feel a fart coming, you can just discreetly spread your cheeks apart with your hand to defuse it silently every time.
I hope he’s at least tasty
I am cold resistant in general and I never had a brain freeze headache. Can load up my whole mouth with crushed ice or popsicles and let it all melt, never had one.
B.C = before christ
So indeed we were there in 10000 b.c.
Not many micro plastics tho
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World News@lemmy.world•Russell Brand charged, arrested for rape allegationsEnglish
10·11 months agoHopefully that means he won’t be on the big fat quiz anymore. Always hated him but seemed to be a fan favorite
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Are people in the US aware that they are now definitely a rogue state, or is this fact covered up by the usual patriotism somehow?
1·11 months agoOur media is state run. All for-profit media is state run
Could you elaborate on that take?
Java is an island
A friend of mine got the recommendation to be a pedicurist. Not a manicurist, not some general aesthetician, nope. Test wanted him to work with feet so badly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I do this too. I don’t know why
No, it’s about 10 minutes by bus, which is really neat.
It’s a chain of flower retailers. I certainly learnt a lot, but it’s a very faced paced and volatile environment and industry with sometimes long hours and it’s way more physically demanding than I could have ever imagined.
I (late 20ies, then mid 20ies), after a failed degree and multiple stints in a local psych ward, just did the most boomer thing possible, walked into a shop at the local mall and asked.
I only wanted to work 10 hours a week at first, but the manager misunderstood and submitted me for 20, I was too nervous to correct her.
The trial day apparently went well, they sent me home after 2 hours instead of 6 because they were sure they wanted me. Didn’t tell me that tho, so when she sent me home after 2 hours, I cried the 4 remaining hours feeling worthless.
The next day they called. I accepted, I worked really hard. 3 months later the temporary manager was moved somewhere else and for some reason they made me manager. That was two years ago.
Some days I love it. Some days I hate it. But I never expected it to work out like that. I know I can’t do this forever, but it’s good for now.
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cats@sh.itjust.works•God's sleepiest soldier guarding our apples
2·1 year agoWorks fine in sync for me
Born to die at the age of 4 of a cold.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What are the rules of using the toilet in school in different countries?
4·1 year agoGermany: basically after you’re out if elementary school (10/11), youre expected to only use the bathrooms in breaks or between lessons (at our school, you’d have two 45 minute lessons and then a 20min break in between). If you go in between lessons, you were supposed to tell the teacher, but you didn’t need to ask for permission. Going during the lesson was basically a emergency only thing.
I don’t think that’s unreasonable or inhumane. Your not a toddler, you can hold your pee for a while and plan ahead. I can’t remember anyone ever having an accident or problem with it.









I suppose because about 5% of numbers are actually prime numbers, so false is not the output an algorithm checking for prime numbers should return