At first glance I thought the headline read “Skrillex Cat”

Behind the plate fuel tank filler era

Our community library is hosting a free repair clinic to residents, where volunteers like me make ourselves available for a few hours to fix things for no cost. Bicycles, toasters, lamps, clothing, pretty much anything that doesn’t have hazardous chemicals or weighs too much to bring in. The residents are expected to stay with us as we fix things so that maybe we can teach them what we do.

It’s my first time volunteering for an event like this so I can’t wait to see how it goes.

Everybody clapped

Literally.

Ha ha, well-played Jeff, you got us.

Reminds me of a comic I saw where a college kid was passing a panhandler on the street, both with the same thought bubble: ‘If I gave him money he’d just spend it on booze’

Muy bien, estas artista magnifico

The XKCD being referenced

Wearing BCGs would negate the need for a condom, if one was in the military and had need of a P38.

I wonder if you accidentally conflated Whole Foods and Trader Joe’s. Whole Foods is the $12.99 half gallon of milk and free-range virgin clover honeybee excretion that can’t legally be called honey.

Keeping it right next to the condom would not be great

The pop-top is a subscription. For $1.99/mo you can get cans that have convenient openings.

In my world I’d adopt the West Wing teacher philosophy: competition to be a teacher should be fierce and pay should start at six figures. You all are literally shaping the world’s future and yet many teachers I know have to purchase their own supplies and deal with thick headed administrators that place politics over pedagogy.

Thanks for what you do. I appreciate your work.

Yes, Brian is a piece of shit. After reading about how he treated Rose McGowan during their tumultuous relationship I feel like he should be tortured by red hot iron pokers while submerged in HCL.

Watching that dude on early Law and Order episodes is a joy. He’s an amazing actor.

They could get sponsors too - that would really whip the llama’s ass. Bonsai Buddy trading cards. Gator Wallet crypto tent. Dog Park sponsored by Dogpile and Pets.com. Jeeves posted at strategic locations for guest assistance. (A)lta(V)ista AV jam sessions.

Fuck I miss the mid 90s

I love this shit too. Take a wombat: only animal known to shit in squares.

Imaging dept has ample opportunities. “We’re shooting, stay out!” Yeah, shooting loads.

This is the song that doesn’t end. Yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end. Yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end. Yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue singing it forever just because 3.1415926535…

Fairly certain this is the answer. Cheaper fridges seem to have this kind of design in my experience