That non-dismissable “ask us anything” box is everything wrong with Time magazine in 2025.

God

This parrot you sold me is dead.

Paul McCartney died in a car crash in 1964 and was replaced by someone who turned out to be a way better song writer.

The files are in the computer?

JFC it started on 4chan. How anyone thinks it is anything other than a troll that caught on baffles me.

How about some more beans Mr. Taggrt? Waving hat I’d say you’ve had enough.

Also

Mungo just pawn in game of life.

Yeah, like between the time I wake up and the time I go to bed really.

Why is a middle east country even in Eurovision?

This stuff is directly lifted. https://youtu.be/F9Ute6uvpQg

Yeah but that Marathon was innovative, looked good, and was fun to play. That would never work in this day and age. Also I think the only thing that same about the two is the name.

They can be resettled in Libya with the Gazans.

I bet the Unity corpo rats are friends with the Adobe corpo rats. The seem to vibe on the same level.

Dyson Sphere Program is great, never played satisfactory but I hear they are similar.

I can’t tell anymore.

The Gods Must Be Crazy had me in stitches as a kid.

They still think all they need to do is more fundraising. The Democratic party is cooked.

Science and futurism with Isaac Arthur.

If you just wait long enough those fish turn into mammals and go back in the water on their own.

I would like a traditional burial but I want to be shot from a human canon into the grave. I wish you luck in your endeavors.