I wanna say, “sarcasm?” 👏👏👏 At least, that’s how I’m reading it.
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You just voiced the exact thoughts of probably thousands of Linux/Android users.
I’m not holding my breath either.
10·4 months agoIs Jared Leto to Blame?
Jared Leto is always to blame.
No, a computer can be made to appear spiteful and horny. Anything that seems more than this is projection.
It is crucial to note and remember this difference.
E. Elias Merhige’s Begotten.
And no, after countless attempts, I never did finish it.
I should know better than to ask but…
What kind of image are you uploading to a lemmy instance that’s eight meg?
245·2 years agoDoes anyone speak hairdresser?
No. Not even hairdressers speak hairdresserese. Like drummers, hairdressers/stylists/barbers will all appear as if all their attention is 100% on your description but they are thinking about something within their social circle (hence the real concern on their face). Like drummers, if there isn’t some kind of natural affinity between you and who cuts your hair, you will never get what you’re looking for.
That said, many clients haven’t the proverbial “faintest idea” of what actually works for their face shape and stylists, if they’re not suffering too strong of a hangover 🤣, do try to work within those confines.
You can only go in with your remarkably clear and detailed description —still open to interpretation as your hairstyle is not an airplane fuselage, with precise measurements and tolerances—in hand and still hope for the best. Apologies for the length of this reply.
DISCLAIMER: my ex-wife was and still is a fine hair stylist.
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It’s a valid idea for posts with original content. With all the pearls I cast before swine, I probably should at least put a CC-BY-ND license on my—ahem—humble screeds.
If you’re suggesting this becomes a part of the UI, unless you know how to program I’d say get in line.
I don’t know (because I don’t really care) if over in the Lemmy laboratory they’re working adding an email-like automatic signature option but if so, you could always add your license of choice as a signature. Ciao!
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1·2 years agoScrew, tin man.
42·2 years agoLemmy is a completely mismanaged project, and the maintainers are also piece of shit tankies.
…said the slightly hypocritical user who regularly comments. It must be torture for you.
Lemmy…the Tupolev Tu-144 of social media®!
32·2 years agoDo you make it a habit to eat out of dumpsters? No judgment…just asking.
This DID ruin someone’s (ever-diminishing) faith in humanity
4·2 years agoAnd at the risk of being repetitive, the ‘Prev’ button goes MIA.
Hey…I use it.
Lemmy: the Tupolev Tu-144 of social media.
Hey, where did the
Prevbutton go?
Pfffffftt. I know a bunch of babies older than that.
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