There’s a place just a 5 minute walk from me that does $10 any size up to 5 toppings every Monday… So my weekly extra large 5 topping pizza is the only pizza I eat now. I have no memory of other pizzas. (It is actually pretty good though!)

Oh this is fantastic, thank you!

Forcing myself not to stare down other people’s misbehaving children with the “teacher look” when out in public.

One I would describe as more of an acquaintance. We have a really good mutual friend, but we pretty much only hang out in group settings. We get along well, but there’s not much binding us together.

Another is actually more like a brother at this point. We tried to be friends initially after the breakup, but we were both pretty immature and shitty about it at the time. I ended up cutting off contact and then reached out several months later after emotions had cooled down. We’re not as close as we used to be, but we care a lot about each other, and I do think he’ll always be like family to me.

I’m not really interested in oil changes, but my Chevy bolt is chugging along just fine. Anything but Tesla.

Opposite here, I was an F last night, so now I’m an H.

Yeah, it took me a second to process what they actually meant. 😂

I wouldn’t say that’s irrational at all.

Probably the same ones that decided that teachers should parent their kids.

This checks for me as a teacher. It’s obviously not a cure all since there could be many other things in play, but it’s wild how much progress kids with major behavior issues can make when they’re given consistency.

Yeah, this food was clearly made for drunk people. At least I hope so.

Went out to celebrate my friend passing her comps and simultaneously had some flirtatious fun with a friend of hers. Eating some delicious popcorn from another friend’s kid’s fundraiser. Going to a protest Saturday, and more quality friend time after. I am very lucky to have solidly wonderful people in my life.

But you see then Denmark actually started the war because Trump didn’t actually say “war.” Because yeah. That’s how that works.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Studio_Ghibli You’ve probably heard of some of these, and if not, I would recommend checking them out!

Belgium and the Netherlands this July!

I typically calculate a 20% tip and then round up. For demographic purposes, I’m a millennial in the US.

A couple days ago; I’m an elementary music teacher so it happens pretty often.

Purr excellence

He’s trying so hard to look cool.