So everybody is full of shit but me?

Fucking KNEW it.

It doesn’t really matter, it’s all just sinks inside each one anyway.

He does, it’s just pure gold and orchids.

#everybodypoops

It’s not gendered, it’s birds for turds and bees for pees.

Alternative title: when the butcher’s wife admires you for your body.

MUCH DISASSEMBLE!!

Well that’s dinner sorted.

That’s the sound my cat makes when expelling a hair ball. CATSUP

Not possible, I’d have to print it.

I mean, I could probably do a capital T in cursive at the start and the end, but it just wouldn’t flow nicely.

Works on Boost with “animations play by default” on.

If Robin Williams was still around I’d want to see him in the role.

Oh, I see the confusion.

I was talking about the new media in the article, not CDs.

How can you be so sure they haven’t already done durability testing??

Meryl Streep is also played by Jim Carrey.

And? If DC released a movie with Jim Carrey cast in every role, would you not go see it? More Jim = more better!!

Suicide Squad. Jared Leto is replaced by Jim Carrey.

I honestly can’t tell if I’m serious about this or not.

Fuck you, I’m doing both and glowing harder the bigger I get.

There we go, Halloween sorted.

It doesn’t appear to be leaking shit.

Remember when people with COVID lost all sense of taste, smell, or both? Tuna Loops might be a related symptom.