The current head of Toilet Paper USA is a woman. J.D. Vance’s demon spawn just needs to develop some complications in utero and the prophecy will be realized.

Fiber? Why not try 800% of your daily sodium intake in each serving?

Beans beans the musical fruit

HIM wore black boots though

Powerpuff Girls reference

I’m at my happiest when I’m making a video like putting a strawberry in my butt and pushing it out

Find a job you love and you’ll never work a day in your life

Jesus was super anti gay. You can tell by the way he hung out with exclusively men, rubbing their feet and kissing them on the lips like all heterosexual men do.

Treat your body like a garbage dump the night beforehand, too. Cheap Mexican, beer , etc. Nothing illegal about ripping some nuclear grade rancid farts in proximity to other people.

Hint: priests/religious leaders, republican politicians, anti-LGBTQ activists

“But I’m straight”

“So is spaghetti… Until it gets wet.”

“Okay but that’s a bad analogy because I just turn ten stories tall when I get wet.”

He had a minor role in Home Alone 2, then I think he spent a bunch of time visiting some other putz’s private island.

The Dope Fiend Lean

Flavortown, OH

Netmaxxing

I like the part where they figured out the previously undiscovered secret in the race was to drive backwards. I tried that shit in Mario Kart when I was 8, you’re telling me NOBODY had tried it in that game before?

It’s definitely incel erotica. Saw a video once demonstrating that Reacher never actually needs to initiate anything with a woman, show any interest whatsoever, flirt, etc. He just sorta exists in proximity to women and they just sort of “give” him the sex that they apparently owe him for being the main character.

If you’re wanting to save for future education costs, a 529 would be the best tax advantaged option. For more general purpose investing, a UGMA account would probably be what you want. Do keep in mind that kids assume ownership of UGMAs when they turn 18 though.

As for funds, just invest in any mutual fund or ETF that tracks the S&P500 if that’s what you want. VOO is a popular vanguard ETF.

I love that, despite being a comedy, they actually address problems that 99% of apocalypse media ignores such as gasoline going bad, reactors melting down, etc.

Especially if it’s using that annoyingly upbeat robot voice.

“Dead internet theory”

At what point do we drop the theory part?