Toby was always right

Fuck you, Kitty! You’re gonna spend the night…

Big big hugs What a lovely tribute and good love. A terrible loss. I’m glad she had you

20 Ds

Why you out there collapsing universes into this dumbest timeline?

Mind the pedestrian, Richard

Your a peahen!

Them: eat more vegetables

Me: orders a sack-o-fries

Them: no

Who’s the mothaflippn?

Stars exploded billions of years ago so we could witness this glory

Fuck you.

Also kinda demonstrates how stagnant parts of our development have become.

Alright, fellow humans, about time for a renaissance

Well you’re wrong.

I gave up having kids. It’s the biggest effect I can have on my carbon footprint. Raised a few, but didn’t add to the population.

You can eat at his location, but you better come with cash

I have a place in the boonies and I use starlink. I find it to be vastly superior to the only other semi-viable option, line of site. Speeds aren’t as great as they use to be and I’ll be happy to change when another better or similar option comes along.

I do experience mico-outages every few days. Like a 1 to 2 second drop that I would only notice with vid chats or gaming.

I do have a media server and surf the seven seas. Starlink is crap for that, so I found a new home for it as I move my residence out here.

Find a different career

Status quo protects the status quo.

The status is not… quo

This… This isn’t The Onion?

Humans are silly.

Being in the simulation is very different than being the simulation

You can’t text message break up!