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sag@lemm.ee to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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I am a 5 year old cop

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I am a 5 year old cop

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    I thought the joke went

    My kid: shoots a brown person

    • baked_tea@lemmy.world
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      Its “shoots dog”

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        I guess we got the whole spectrum of offensiveness covered now :D

    • u/unhappy_grapefruit_2@lemmy.world
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      I’m so proud of you son 🥹

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    lol this dude stole a joke to make it friendlier to police what a simp

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      Yeah the original joke has the kid shoot a dog, but op is a boot licker

    • sag@lemm.eeOP
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      Me or OC?

      • OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world
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        Probably OC, unless you edited the text.

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          I steal meme ;)

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    I saw this same joke but with the punchline being the kid shooting a dog, that was funnier

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    Is that common then, for cops to eat free?

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    I want McDonalds.

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    Not even for a free meal…

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    Image Transcription: Twitter Post

    🍁Yukon Ghost, @GrahamKritzer

    [Diner]

    Waitress: Cops, and kids 5 and under eat for free

    *me, discreetly nudging my 6 year-old*

    my 6 year-old: im a police

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