Hail Satan
Hail, Satan! Hail, Satan and all the devils of hell!
Hail, Astaroth. Hail, Asmodeus. Hail, Yokshodoth. Hail, the wicked kings of the ninth circle! Piss into the eyes of the infant Christ!
I love it
Amen🤟
I always found the shepherd metaphor questionable, on account of the reason you keep sheep is to eat them
Also wool and milk, but ultimately, yeah.
I think it’s highly appropriate, as sheep are fleeced.
So’s your mother
A lot of Jesus’ teachings are higly questionable, and are impossible to apply unless you’re a part of a travelling cult. Mainstream Christianity only pays lip service to his moral framework and is more commited to maintaining power and prestige for its priest caste.
What part didn’t make sense? Upon your death your soul is released. You see Jesus. You float towards him. You are eaten.
The reason we have the ten commandments is that sin makes the soul taste gamey.
11 - So Paul stayed in Corinth for a year and a half, teaching them the word of God.
NIV, for those wondering what usually came next.
12 - And Billy-bob-joe-ray said “dang woke lib shit. Fake news God!” and put on his Make Bethlehem Great Again hat.
How has Jesus got a paraffin lamp?
he’s from the olden days
Semen
A man.
A plan. A canal. Panama!
Cthulhu fhtagn!
Tacos
Nema
rAmen
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Mutton on the menu. I swear to God that Jesus would so love the rich stew I could put together. He could perhaps maybe lay down a Bible verse heaping praise upon the slow simmered decadence of what goes through a Shepherd’s mind when utilizing one of the babies into something so life affirming and delicious as a red wine braised & slow roasted lamb to warm the soul during these frigid winter spells.
Jesus want to be careful he might get deported.
You wish.
