that image is from the whitest gif of all time

Alberta wanting to become its own country is like a high schooler who moves out of his parents’ house because he thinks he can make it as a Soundcloud rapper

my autism has been slowly declining my entire life, so i gotta do something drastic if i’m gonna get those uncle sam bux. i’m gonna have to start memorizing movie release dates again. haven’t done that in like 25 years

might be. you could just check his account

>implying that’s actually ken m

Shut up Jean-Luc, you’re just a TV character

Nothing is more based than walking into a Home Depot and shitting in one of the toilets

download the ollama cli. then do ollama run dolphin-mixtral

It’s fine, I use chrome all the time and it works

more like johnny crappleseed amirite?

trading bottle caps is lucrative af, think of all the bottle caps you could earn

it was just one guy who was like

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i never thought the dead parrot sketch was funny

none of this affects what shows up in my google searches so i don’t really care

that’s what the pinewood derby was like at my school. all the kids with engineer dads had the fastest cars. hmmmm i wonder why hmmmmmm

given what “edge” means among the teens these days, microsoft really should go back to the old browser name…microsoft goon

Whoever this “Jerry” is, he needs our help, he may not be sick now, but if he keeps it up he will be

which is total bullshit btw. typical neolib insanity. mcdonalds fries are the best

they changed several words. the original T-shirt is “Fuck McDonalds | Burger King’s Fries Are Much Better”

our ancestors never could have imagined the horrors of having a middle seat on a plane. there isn’t any room for you to manspread, and manspreading is by far the most comfortable way to sit. when i don’t manspread i feel like i can’t breathe