I’ve started and deleted several comments in defense of peanut butter. Yes, it looks like poop if in the wrong spot, but that’s literally the only criticism in my mind that is legitimate! A true wonder food.
Now, fuck Skippies. I usually buy Smuckers Chunky Natural, which is only peanuts and salt, and is a good combo of low price, few ingredients, and being in a glass jar.
Edit: Talk to text corrections. Oy vey.
Grapefruit lovers unite!
…So sorry for those on medications who can’t eat grapefruit.
I love your optimism!
What? So fresh and delicious!
In high school I had a friend who would fall asleep in the shower
Seconded!
This? Please. I work in a middle school. No way in hell.
Are you sure you don’t have to squish the udder from top to bottom?
I want to see a video of it in use.
Injury lawyer. One of the worst people I’ve ever met.
I mean, they should, but because of what amounts to basically slave labor, they don’t cost near that much in the US. That’s the big evil of bananas these days. I love them, but I don’t buy them.
Sign a strike card https://www.generalstrikeus.com/ and tell your friends, too.
P. S. Sorry, I reflexively posted this in my panicked desperation, but I don’t mean to hijack the thread like a bot. I think I’m just amped up for the protest today.
Wait, isn’t this a story about how you got a raise?
Peanut butter toast and a cup of coffee, usually. Y’all international types really do need to try crunchy peanut butter. Don’t give me no skippy bullshit. It’s amazing stuff.
Smoke weed and listen to boring stories on headphones meant for sleeping. D&D podcasts are great for this.
Kiss me once before you go
Midnight Diner is the bomb.
I never got my wisdom teeth removed and everything fits fine. Do you have an extra set of teeth on top of that??
Similarly, my brother can’t make a peace sign because having the pinky and ring finger down causes his middle finger to push forward and he has to physically prop it up to get it in line with his index finger.
I started to say I can’t think of a food I hate… but then I remembered that I’m a vegetarian. It’s just, well, if it doesn’t contain critters then I’m not picky at all. AND I think I could live off of peanut butter and crackers as long as the scurvy held out, maybe a month or 3.
No, I take it back, durian is gross. But it’s actually illegal to take the fruit on public transport in some parts of the world, so it’s not just me. I’m sure I’ll think of more.