Gimme a knife and a crockpot and some spices, i’ll take five of each
Totato seems fairly practical, if you slice thin enough it could create interesting burgers or salads, however if you could turn Pomato into mashed potato it could save a bunch of effort mashing…
Tomacco
Tomacco
Look homer that idea has already been tried.
Yes but this time it comes in a rainbow of flavor chemicals kids love!
Oh and I’m also bringing back the makeup shotgun now with a maga Christian setting.
Totato because I don’t like the texture of tomatoes.
Is cutting out my tongue an option
totato fries with pomato ketchup sounds like a great way to convince someone their having a stroke
What’s the texture situations on these?
I imagined one is like a potato and the other a tomato, just with the flavours swapped.
Ok then I’m definitely going for the pomato. That’s basically like a mashed potato in a nice skin to help keep it’s shape.
Nah, that would be like watery soupy mashed potato. Plus I guess it would taste like raw potato
Neo, why can’t you let me have my to-go mashed potatoes head cannon?! What did I ever do to you?!?!
My sincere apologies! I hope this can make up to my wrongdoing.
👀👀 bff, you’re forgiven
If pomato tasted like raw potato, couldnt you just cook it? Put it in a pot of boiling water for a bit, then enjoy.
I believe when they bred the Pomato they were quite poisonous, so the other one
Aren’t potatoes nightshades or something?
Yeah. So are tomatoes.
Can I make pomato fries? Do they need ketchup?
“What this tomato needs is some tomato sauce.”
Pomato sauce
“Eureka! I have invented the self-ketchuping french fry!”
Totato. I like the flavor, but not the texture, of tomatoes.
i was gonna comment the same exact thing lol
Totato.
My hatred of tomatoes isn’t based on their taste.
Could you imagine if this was a thing? Foods with flavor profiles switched with texture profiles of other foods?
Think about it:
We could actually achieve…. STEAK fries.
This would be amazing.
Ok so stay with me, when I was sick and couldn’t eat solid food for two weeks my friend put a double bacon cheeseburger in her blender with milk then microwaved it for me. Once I got used to the flavor and temperature of a burger coming from a milkshake texture it was like one of the best meals I’ve ever had.
Any kind of mindfuckery with food should be tried bc why the hell not? 😂💜🍻
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Totato
Totato, tomato taste without the weird gross tomato texture.
